Do you need a dead rat sent to your enemy?
We are a company committed to the spiteful and timely dissemination of dead rats to our customers mortal enemies. We, the Company, basically want to offer a community of dead rats to the consumer economy at large. Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely until you start mailing people dead rats for twenty-five dollars a rat, pro-rata. The good Lord once said, Vengeance is mine, but the power and impetus to mail thousands of dead rats all over the nation resides exclusively with the proprietors of the Web site.
